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Tentacle Petting Zoo
CatrionaDate: Friday, 2009-03-13, 1:43 AM | Message # 1
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To, slightly modified, quote Marilyn Manson: I don't like spam but spam likes me!" biggrin

C'mon people, spam your youth away and enjoy the ride as it takes you onto new and considerably weird roads that you never knew you'd ever want to tread upon!


----"It's never too late for stalking"----

---"Straight? So is spaghetti until you heat it up"---

 
hotcakesDate: Friday, 2009-03-13, 1:53 AM | Message # 2
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The poor vigrin forum had its first thread here in the form of tentacles.
lol


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CatrionaDate: Friday, 2009-03-13, 2:08 AM | Message # 3
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Yup, tentacles are a must where forum virginity is concerned. Seeing as how forums usually have a lot of threads nothing less than a tentacle monster can handle all of them. So we need a resident tentacle monster...

----"It's never too late for stalking"----

---"Straight? So is spaghetti until you heat it up"---

 
hotcakesDate: Friday, 2009-03-13, 2:36 AM | Message # 4
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giggling

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LunaMayDate: Saturday, 2009-03-14, 1:41 AM | Message # 5
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Tentacles!! Darn what a way to go. You should have started with whips, Master~ cool

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CatrionaDate: Saturday, 2009-03-14, 1:42 AM | Message # 6
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One can use tentacles as whips, dear Luna. Just cut them off and swing 'em around

----"It's never too late for stalking"----

---"Straight? So is spaghetti until you heat it up"---

 
LunaMayDate: Saturday, 2009-03-14, 1:44 AM | Message # 7
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Oh lord wouldn't that be too many whips, not that I can't handle them of course. The more the merrier. Maybe we should add paddles as well...

~All chained up is the best way to be~
 
CatrionaDate: Saturday, 2009-03-14, 1:47 AM | Message # 8
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Maybe there's different species of tentacle monsters and some have paddles at the end of their tentacles? Or they're gripping paddles

----"It's never too late for stalking"----

---"Straight? So is spaghetti until you heat it up"---

 
LunaMayDate: Saturday, 2009-03-14, 2:00 AM | Message # 9
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*kyah* A hard tentacle-paddle like toy. Oh imagine the possibilities...and hey you can use it for more than one thing at the same time...

~All chained up is the best way to be~
 
CatrionaDate: Saturday, 2009-03-14, 2:02 AM | Message # 10
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Multiple usages FTW! happy

----"It's never too late for stalking"----

---"Straight? So is spaghetti until you heat it up"---

 
LunaMayDate: Saturday, 2009-03-14, 2:06 AM | Message # 11
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Should we list them...you know for future references shy

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CatrionaDate: Saturday, 2009-03-14, 2:48 AM | Message # 12
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A pervy mind will always remember the important points... and paddles smile

----"It's never too late for stalking"----

---"Straight? So is spaghetti until you heat it up"---

 
kaeleerDate: Saturday, 2009-03-14, 5:13 PM | Message # 13
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biggrin The tentacles again! Hahahaha!
 
CatrionaDate: Sunday, 2009-03-15, 10:12 PM | Message # 14
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Tentacles are a must everywhere... to fill the empty holes in one's existence.

Hehe, I found the first post for my Tentacle Petting Zoo over at Infinity:

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I just wanted a petting zoo... is that a crime? surprised

Well, sit down outside the pen (don't forget to wear a chastity belt, Tentacle Monsters can be... touchy-feely. Please refer to HowTo: Avoid Tentacle rape for further information about their... touchy-feely:ness), have a cup of tea or beverage of choice, take a cookie or twelve and enjoy yourself by petting the slimy tentacles reaching out to touch you where you don't necessarily want to be touched (attention: napkins and soap are sold at the souvenir shop). feel free to discuss whatever while enjoying the splendid weather (probably rain but Tentacle Monsters like that).

Chat away. And pet the tentacles. Don't feed them. They'll only get attached to you, in ways unexpected by a normal person.



----"It's never too late for stalking"----

---"Straight? So is spaghetti until you heat it up"---

 
StarlightDreamsDate: Tuesday, 2009-03-24, 1:14 AM | Message # 15
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I think I just died a bit inside...X_X

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